Flight to NY
Guy: (drops sweatshirt while putting bag in over head compartment)
Nice lady: Sir you dropped your sweatshirt.
Guy: I know I dropped it. I'm not a $#&!#^$.
Nice lady: I didn't think you were a $#&!#^$
Teach yourself how to speed read →
Public transit ettique
Dear 20 something standing next to me on the N, That’s great that you love 90s techno dance music. As much fun as Barbie Girl can be I’d rather not listen to it on the N on my way into work. Thanks Everyone else on the train
I want free Snookie!– Jeff (Heard at work)
Does anyone know where I can get a Bobba Fet bobo doll?
Heard in the office today...
Coworker 1: She said we have an Outstanding Balance with them and she will get back to us.
Coworker 2: By outstanding did she mean Fantastic?!?!?!
...everyone is a comedian!