Esquisse: Archive

Flight to NY

Guy: (drops sweatshirt while putting bag in over head compartment)
Nice lady: Sir you dropped your sweatshirt.
Guy: I know I dropped it.  I'm not a $#&!#^$.
Nice lady: I didn't think you were a $#&!#^$

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

1 note

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Jul 25th

1 tag

Jul 25th

3 notes

Jul 24th

Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

Jul 20th

Jul 18th

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Jul 17th

Jul 16th

Teach yourself how to speed read →

Thanks Phil!

Jul 15th

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Jul 14th

Public transit ettique

Dear 20 something standing next to me on the N, That’s great that you love 90s techno dance music. As much fun as Barbie Girl can be I’d rather not listen to it on the N on my way into work. Thanks Everyone else on the train

Jul 14th

2 notes

Jul 11th

1 tag

“I want free Snookie!”

– Jeff (Heard at work)

Jul 8th

Jul 7th

Does anyone know where I can get a Bobba Fet bobo doll?

Jul 6th

Jul 5th

Jul 4th

Heard in the office today...

Coworker 1: She said we have an Outstanding Balance with them and she will get back to us.
Coworker 2: By outstanding did she mean Fantastic?!?!?!
 ...everyone is a comedian!

Jul 1st